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The Nomadic Peoples of EX-GIRLFRIEND

“What doesn't kill you gives you PTSD”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

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EX-GIRLFRIEND

Population9.369 billion

CurrencyExes
AnimalKaren

The Nomadic Peoples of EX-GIRLFRIEND is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.369 billion Ex-Girlfriends are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Human Trash economy, worth 90.3 trillion Exeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,643 Exeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EX-GIRLFRIEND's national animal is the Karen.

EX-GIRLFRIEND is ranked 52,807th in the world and 64th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 837.79764436472 days.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 1,082ndTop
5%
Most Extreme: 3,184thMost Conservative: 3,661stMost Income Equality: 5,059thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,898th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : EX-GIRLFRIEND was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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