The Intergalactic Dystopia of Exitium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Emperor Draumr Edward Hercules I with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.499 billion Exitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitulum Imperius Novus. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion ⍙Primordial Oracles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,479 ⍙Primordial Oracles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exitium's national animal is the Manticore, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Exitium is ranked 303,542^nd in the world and 123^rd in Empire of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -338.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.