The Under New Management Nation of Exodians is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.102 billion Exodiansians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The strong Exodiansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,102 Francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,053 per year while the poor average 2,047, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Exodians's national animal is the Marmaduke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exodians is ranked 244,580^th in the world and 1^st in The Exodus for Most Patriotic, with 3.17 flags saluted per person per day.