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The Red Lemon Pancakes of Exotic Lemon

“When life gives you exotic lemons” A pile of lemons

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Location: The Mystical Council


Exotic Lemon

Population9.496 billion

CapitalLemon City
LeaderA pile of lemons
FaithCult of Lord Mugwop

AnimalRed Panda

The Red Lemon Pancakes of Exotic Lemon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by A pile of lemons with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.496 billion Exotic Lemonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exotic Lemonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Lemons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,572 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Exotic Lemon will pay them to stop, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime is totally unknown. Exotic Lemon's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Lord Mugwop.

Exotic Lemon is ranked 11,327th in the world and 3rd in The Mystical Council for Largest Governments, scoring 31.38 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 3,415thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,293rdNicest Citizens: 4,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,500thMost Inclusive: 4,942ndMost Cultured: 5,618thMost Developed: 7,106thMost Pacifist: 7,615thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,862ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,151stSmartest Citizens: 8,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,617thHealthiest Citizens: 9,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,056thMost Efficient Economies: 10,275thLargest Governments: 11,327thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,416thBest Weather: 11,467thHighest Economic Output: 11,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,539thHighest Average Incomes: 13,967thMost Secular: 15,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,684thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,608th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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