The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and remarkable for its cultivated feral children, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.538 billion Exxosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Law & Order and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth an astonishing 12,261 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 480,123 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,417 per year while the poor average 55,204, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Exxosia but at least the trains run on time, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 317,410^th in the world and 28^th in Antarctic Oasis for Safest, scoring 0.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.