The Democratic Republic of Eylstadt Izetta is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 664 million Eylstadt Izettans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsbruck. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eylstadt Izettan economy, worth 82.0 trillion Jins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,531 Jins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about things being better when men were men, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eylstadt Izetta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eylstadt Izetta is ranked 48,760^th in the world and 2,481^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,158.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.