The Democratic Republic of Eylstadt Izetta is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.808 billion Eylstadt Izettans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsbruck. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eylstadt Izettan economy, worth 388 trillion Jins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,300 Jins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eylstadt Izetta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eylstadt Izetta is ranked 196,278^th in the world and 8,222^nd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 9.24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.