The Holy Corsairs of Eyluvmenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asher Wynn Davis with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.951 billion Freaks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luminara. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freaky economy, worth 345 trillion Bouncy Balls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,936 Bouncy Balls, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and increasing numbers of children in Eyluvmenia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyluvmenia's national animal is the Flying Spider Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastination.

Eyluvmenia is ranked 40,669^th in the world and 268^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 36.5 flags saluted per person per day.