The Kingdom of Eysa is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 495 million Eysans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragan. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The powerhouse Eysan economy, worth 39.0 trillion Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,771 Dragons, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Eysan Navy, most Dragon coins are riddled with bite marks, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eysa's national animal is the Fire Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eysa is ranked 116,291^st in the world and 107^th in The League for Nudest, with 155.5 cheeks per square mile.