The State of Faeroeberg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.724 billion Faeroebergians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong Faeroebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,301 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,606 per year while the poor average 2,004, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Faeroeberg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Faeroeberg has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Faeroeberg's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Faeroeberg is ranked 289,015^th in the world and 652^nd in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.1 law-abiding acts per hour.