The State of Fagatogo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.023 billion Fagatogoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Fagatogoan economy, worth 871 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 32,235 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government is avowedly atheist, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fagatogo's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fagatogo is ranked 261,121^st in the world and 5^th in Kyiv for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.26 law-abiding acts per hour.