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The Holy Empire of Fake communism14

“Fake Communism”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Fake communism14

Population6.469 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Holy Empire of Fake communism14 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.469 billion Fake communism14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,468 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

You can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism14's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fake communism14 is ranked 115,716th in the world and 2,008th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.65945632448 days.

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1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,971stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,238thLargest Black Market: 4,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,453rdMost Patriotic: 6,780thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,689thHighest Average Incomes: 11,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,383rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,465thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,494thMost Devout: 16,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,013thHighest Economic Output: 22,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,105thLowest Crime Rates: 25,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 26,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,971st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Black Market: 279th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 295th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 380th in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 582nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 794th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 827th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 852nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 858th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 873rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 874th in the regionMost Devout: 969th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,017th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,024th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.

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