Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 6.469 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Holy Empire of Fake communism14 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.469 billion Fake communism14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,468 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
You can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism14's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fake communism14 is ranked 115,716th in the world and 2,008th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.65945632448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism14, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.