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The Oppressed Peoples of Fake communism22

“Fake Communism”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Fake communism22

Population6.41 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Oppressed Peoples of Fake communism22 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.41 billion Fake communism22ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism22ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,355 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and builders across Fake communism22 are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism22's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fake communism22 is ranked 115,709th in the world and 2,141st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.65817854752 days.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,543rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,395thMost Armed: 2,732ndTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,252ndLargest Black Market: 3,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,167thHighest Average Incomes: 5,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,814thMost Efficient Economies: 6,308thLargest Governments: 6,600thMost Patriotic: 6,726thLowest Crime Rates: 6,873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,199thMost Authoritarian: 7,703rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,065thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,108thMost Secular: 13,618thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,847thTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 15,358thHighest Economic Output: 16,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,908thMost Developed: 19,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,342ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,984thBest Weather: 23,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,488th
Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd in the regionMost Armed: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 165th in the regionLargest Black Market: 239th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 256th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 294th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 332nd in the regionLargest Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 410th in the regionMost Extreme: 442nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 541st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 665th in the regionMost Secular: 813th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 824th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 968th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 998th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,014th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,029th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, builders across Fake communism22 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Fake communism22 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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