Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 6.41 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Oppressed Peoples of Fake communism22 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.41 billion Fake communism22ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism22ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,355 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and builders across Fake communism22 are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism22's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fake communism22 is ranked 115,709th in the world and 2,141st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.65817854752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, builders across Fake communism22 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Fake communism22 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism22, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.