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The Nomadic Peoples of Fake communism30

“Fake Communism”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Fake communism30

Population6.461 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Nomadic Peoples of Fake communism30 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.461 billion Fake communism30ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism30ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,229 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism30's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism30 is ranked 115,718th in the world and 2,012th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.65740771468 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 872ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,635thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,295thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,948thLargest Black Market: 4,514thMost Avoided: 4,619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,065thLargest Mining Sector: 5,734thMost Devout: 6,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,785thMost Patriotic: 6,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,308thNudest: 7,797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,595thHighest Average Incomes: 14,035thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,726thMost Efficient Economies: 24,649thHighest Economic Output: 25,015thMost Conservative: 26,386thMost Authoritarian: 26,710th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionMost Avoided: 276th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 281st in the regionLargest Black Market: 304th in the regionNudest: 345th in the regionMost Devout: 353rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 373rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 394th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 531st in the regionMost Patriotic: 567th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 631st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 666th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 676th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 730th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 827th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,015th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,035th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, visitors to Fake communism30 are microchipped and must be escorted by a Fake communism30ian soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism30, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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