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The Jingoistic States of Fake communism32

“Fake Communism”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Fake communism32

Population6.445 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Jingoistic States of Fake communism32 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.445 billion Fake communism32ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,928 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and increasing numbers of children in Fake communism32 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism32's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fake communism32 is ranked 115,734th in the world and 2,146th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.65731049252 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 869thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,100thMost Devout: 2,760thTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,739thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,879thLowest Crime Rates: 4,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,252ndLargest Black Market: 4,549thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,718thMost Efficient Economies: 4,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,943rdLargest Governments: 5,489thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,829thMost Patriotic: 6,013thHighest Average Incomes: 6,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,687thMost Developed: 11,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,539thMost Authoritarian: 14,031stTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 16,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,122ndHighest Economic Output: 17,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,666thHealthiest Citizens: 29,295th
Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Devout: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 214th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 278th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 372nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 416th in the regionMost Patriotic: 458th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 490th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 509th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 592nd in the regionMost Developed: 713th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 827th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,004th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,006th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, increasing numbers of children in Fake communism32 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Fake communism32 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, international tensions are high as Fake communism32 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, Fake Communism32ian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.

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