Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 6.445 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Jingoistic States of Fake communism32 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.445 billion Fake communism32ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,928 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and increasing numbers of children in Fake communism32 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism32's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fake communism32 is ranked 115,734th in the world and 2,146th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.65731049252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, increasing numbers of children in Fake communism32 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Fake communism32 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, international tensions are high as Fake communism32 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism32, Fake Communism32ian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.