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The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism37

“Fake Communism”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Fake communism37

Population6.51 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism37 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.51 billion Fake communism37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism37ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,147 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, the new one Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism37's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism37 is ranked 115,739th in the world and 1,851st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.6559007712 days.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,987thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,288thLargest Black Market: 5,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,390thMost Patriotic: 6,718thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,511thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,026thHighest Average Incomes: 13,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,709thTop
10%
Most Secular: 14,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,939thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,834thMost Efficient Economies: 19,520thLargest Mining Sector: 22,105thHighest Economic Output: 24,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 27,072nd
Top
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 187th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 343rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 384th in the regionMost Patriotic: 475th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 508th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 671st in the regionMost Secular: 853rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 884th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 937th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 947th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,023rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, the new one Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Fake communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.

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