Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Osiris
Population | 6.51 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism37 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.51 billion Fake communism37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism37ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,147 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, the new one Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism37's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism37 is ranked 115,739th in the world and 1,851st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.6559007712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, the new one Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Fake communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism37, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.