Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 8.893 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | porpoise |
The Republic of Fake Communism4 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.893 billion Fake Communism4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake Communism4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,085 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake Communism4's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Fake Communism4 is ranked 115,706th in the world and 2,004th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.66077576808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake Communism4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Fake Communism4 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Fake Communism4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism4, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.