The Republic of Fake communism49 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.521 billion Fake communism49ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism49ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,626 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism49's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fake communism49 is ranked 18,414^th in the world and 1,336^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.04 law-abiding acts per hour.