The Republic of Fake communism54 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.433 billion Fake communism54ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism54ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,319 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the sun now sets on the Fake communism54ian Empire, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, and industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Fake communism54ian emissions at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism54's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism54 is ranked 18,373^rd in the world and 1,332^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.07 law-abiding acts per hour.