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The Republic of Fake communism82

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Fake communism82

Population6.358 billion

Currencyflorin
Animaldove

The Republic of Fake communism82 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.358 billion Fake communism82ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism82ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,422 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and golden statues of doves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism82's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fake communism82 is ranked 115,779th in the world and 1,863rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.6373243942 days.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,561stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,749thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 3,037thMost Devout: 3,069thLargest Mining Sector: 3,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,319thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,477thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,119thMost Patriotic: 5,229thHighest Average Incomes: 6,164thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,688thLowest Crime Rates: 10,895thMost Efficient Economies: 11,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,035thLargest Governments: 12,346thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,780thMost Authoritarian: 13,636thNudest: 13,900thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,800thHighest Economic Output: 17,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,338thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,186th
Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 163rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 226th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 268th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 271st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 286th in the regionMost Patriotic: 339th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 437th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 537th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 551st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 638th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 641st in the regionNudest: 656th in the regionLargest Governments: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 707th in the regionMost Avoided: 748th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 758th in the regionMost Extreme: 910th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, golden statues of doves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism82, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.

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