The Republic of Falefon 5 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.043 billion Falefon 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Falefon 5ian economy, worth 41.7 trillion francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,017 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falefon 5's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falefon 5 is ranked 206,197^th in the world and 3,033^rd in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -78.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.