The Federal Republic of Fallgriffin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maj Gen Greogory Twilight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.332 billion Fallgriffinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South NorthWest East Lawndale. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fallgriffinian economy, worth an astonishing 10,269 trillion chromium kaegyds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 422,067 chromium kaegyds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visit Fallgriffin to mass-moon Fallgriffinian politicians, the entire entry for Fallgriffin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fallgriffin's national animal is the Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maj Gen Gregory Twilight warship.

Fallgriffin is ranked 11,676^th in the world and 155^th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 92.49 Atheism Rate.