The Republic of Falls of Sirion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 6.682 billion Falls of Sirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Falls of Sirionian economy, worth 388 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,192 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,105 per year while the poor average 7,237, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Falls of Sirion's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Falls of Sirion is ranked 132,729^th in the world and 326^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,192.58 Standard Monetary Units.