The Constitutional Monarchy of Falsificado Alicante is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 401 million Alacantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavalante Sud. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The strong Falsificado Alicantean economy, worth 20.3 trillion Fichas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 50,562 Fichas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falsificado Alicante's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falsificado Alicante is ranked 301,125^th in the world and 1,400^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.72 flags saluted per person per day.