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The Totally Not Totalitarianism of Fam-Friendly State

“I wish I could drink beer without getting fat” Dear not Dictator Mk II

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms


Fam-Friendly State

Population3.129 billion

CapitalMost Not Polluted City on Earth
LeaderDear not Dictator Mk II
FaithSingles' Club

CurrencyFriendly moneys
AnimalGoogly-eyed radioactive waste

The Totally Not Totalitarianism of Fam-Friendly State is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dear not Dictator Mk II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.129 billion Friends are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Most Not Polluted City on Earth. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Friendly economy, worth 535 trillion Friendly moneys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,231 Friendly moneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines usually include p-values, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Friendly justice, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in the Rejected Realms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fam-Friendly State's national animal is the Googly-eyed radioactive waste, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Singles' Club.

Fam-Friendly State is ranked 87,207th in the world and 2,426th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,214.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,693rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,968thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,532ndMost Influential: 4,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,862ndLargest Black Market: 5,131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,862ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,907thLowest Crime Rates: 7,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,706thHealthiest Citizens: 8,194thTop
Largest Governments: 8,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,898thMost Avoided: 9,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,587thLargest Mining Sector: 9,735thMost Efficient Economies: 9,772ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,847thMost Secular: 14,204thRudest Citizens: 15,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,367th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost Avoided: 261st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Secular: 340th in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 364th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 369th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Developed: 385th in the regionMost Cultured: 403rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 448th in the regionRudest Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 488th in the region

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