The Secret Society of Famous Pizza is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dave DITRH with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.866 billion Famous Pizzans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartaria. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Famous Pizzan economy, worth 772 trillion Slices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,829 Slices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, what goes down must come up, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Dave DITRH's majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Famous Pizza's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Famous Pizza is ranked 300,905^th in the world and 1^st in Extra Terra for Most Secular, with 5.59 Atheism Rate.