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The Democratic Provinces of Farmere

“I canít make up something fake.” CJ Tina

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
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Political Freedoms:
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Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators



Population10.907 billion

CapitalRapier City
LeaderCJ Tina


The Democratic Provinces of Farmere is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by CJ Tina with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.907 billion Farmereians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapier City. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The all-consuming Farmerean economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Ranks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,272 Ranks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Farmerean Values' advise against being proud of Farmere, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmere's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farmere is ranked 175,542nd in the world and 253rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Fattest Citizens, with 7.73 Obesity Rate.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,629thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,074thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,483rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,217thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,975thBest Weather: 5,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,479thSafest: 6,459thMost Cultured: 6,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,787thLargest Governments: 7,455thNicest Citizens: 7,947thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,356thNudest: 9,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,547thMost Pacifist: 9,555thMost Inclusive: 10,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,224thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,466thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,007thHighest Economic Output: 12,321stHighest Drug Use: 12,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,848thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,227thMost Developed: 17,543rdMost Income Equality: 18,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,036thHealthiest Citizens: 20,131st
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the region

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