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The Democratic Republic of Farmina

“One People, One Ideal, One God”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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Farmina

Population35.969 billion

CapitalVerica
LeaderPresident Malcolm Prince
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyHaren
AnimalHawk

The Democratic Republic of Farmina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Malcolm Prince with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 35.969 billion Farminans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Farminan economy, worth an astonishing 11,670 trillion Harens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,468 Harens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, Farmina isn't what it used to be, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Farmina's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Farmina is ranked 245,342nd in the world and 8,465th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Mining Sector: 203rdMost Primitive: 263rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 288thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 302ndHighest Economic Output: 332ndMost Avoided: 344thLargest Insurance Industry: 437thMost Devout: 508thHighest Disposable Incomes: 535thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 597thLargest Gambling Industry: 604thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 623rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 709thMost Ignorant Citizens: 731stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 954thLargest Populations: 1,003rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,251stHighest Average Incomes: 1,651stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,064thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,844thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,255thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,600thMost Efficient Economies: 3,964thLowest Crime Rates: 4,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,174thLargest Retail Industry: 5,629thLargest Black Market: 5,775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,946thRudest Citizens: 7,112thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,181stLargest Governments: 7,774thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,365thMost Armed: 15,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,623rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,721stMost Conservative: 22,064th
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Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionFattest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 238th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 261st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 273rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 297th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 321st in the regionRudest Citizens: 324th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 482nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 642nd in the regionMost Armed: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 762nd in the regionMost Conservative: 804th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, Farmina isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, the law says that all Farminans are created equal — no matter how they were created.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Farmina, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.

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