The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.159 billion Farnhamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,846 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,735 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Farnhamian weed picker are way up, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 5,816^th in the world and 2^nd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,315.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.