The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.956 billion Farnhamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 7,344 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,863 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mayor Farn claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 60,657^th in the world and 2^nd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Patriotic, with 17.24 flags saluted per person per day.