The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.533 billion Farnhamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,652 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,876 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 540^th in the world and 1^st in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Best Weather, with 873 Meters Of Sunlight.