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The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan

“Moo Christmas Leprechaun”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Farrakhan

Population12.045 billion

Capitaloh
LeaderThe Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan
FaithIslam

CurrencyBitcoin Gold
AnimalFour Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer

The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.045 billion Farrakhanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,248 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,752 Bitcoin Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Farrakhan is ranked 46th in the world and 1st in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 101.62 Years.

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Most Developed: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 46thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 56thSmartest Citizens: 63rdSafest: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rdBest Weather: 80thLowest Crime Rates: 90thMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 95thMost Efficient Economies: 121stLeast Corrupt Governments: 143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 154thNicest Citizens: 157thLargest Governments: 158thMost Advanced Public Education: 188thMost Inclusive: 204thHighest Poor Incomes: 229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 327thMost Cultured: 351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 437thMost Advanced Public Transport: 448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 458thHighest Average Incomes: 506thLargest Welfare Programs: 656thLargest Publishing Industry: 737thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,344thHighest Economic Output: 1,644thMost Secular: 1,846thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,149thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,304thMost Influential: 2,700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,088thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,096thRudest Citizens: 4,412thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,066thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,613thMost Stationary: 6,801stLargest Retail Industry: 7,906thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,448th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 198th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 333rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • : Farrakhan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Farrakhan endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Black Hawk Raider Refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Farrakhan was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Black Hawk Raider Refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.

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