“Moo Christmas Leprechaun”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: the Rejected Realms
|Leader||The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan|
|Animal||Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer|
The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.045 billion Farrakhanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,248 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,752 Bitcoin Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
- : Farrakhan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Farrakhan endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Black Hawk Raider Refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Farrakhan was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Black Hawk Raider Refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
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