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The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan

“Moo Christmas Leprechaun”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population12.513 billion

LeaderThe Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan

CurrencyBitcoin Gold
AnimalFour Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer

The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.513 billion Farrakhanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,515 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 440,793 Bitcoin Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, all footpaths have tollbooths, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Farrakhan is ranked 43rd in the world and 3rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5,495.43 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 25thMost Developed: 31stLongest Average Lifespans: 40thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 50thSmartest Citizens: 58thSafest: 63rdBest Weather: 75thMost Pacifist: 85thLowest Crime Rates: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 117thMost Efficient Economies: 118thMost Compassionate Citizens: 146thLargest Governments: 148thNicest Citizens: 158thLeast Corrupt Governments: 178thMost Advanced Public Education: 182ndMost Inclusive: 192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 328thMost Cultured: 340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 377thMost Cheerful Citizens: 396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 421stMost Subsidized Industry: 429thHighest Poor Incomes: 435thHighest Average Incomes: 511thLargest Welfare Programs: 573rdLargest Publishing Industry: 702ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,338thHighest Economic Output: 1,565thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,935thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,700thMost Secular: 2,766thMost Influential: 2,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,937thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,602ndRudest Citizens: 5,768thMost Stationary: 6,700thLargest Retail Industry: 9,894thTop
Largest Populations: 20,076th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 90th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 274th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 277th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 357th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.


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