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The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy

“Bad is Our Business, and Business is Good” President Black

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Fascist Democracy

Population4.333 billion

LeaderPresident Black
FaithJust Monika

CurrencyFederal Unit
Animalfanged porcupine

The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.333 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 277,419 Federal Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 924,886 per year while the poor average 61,955, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 122,449th in the world and 6,264th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 39.9 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Retail Industry: 195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 379thMost Corrupt Governments: 628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 652ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 890thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 926thMost Influential: 1,050thMost Avoided: 1,119thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,295thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,306thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,454thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,562ndRudest Citizens: 1,587thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,373rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,808thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,273rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,509thLargest Black Market: 6,238thLargest Governments: 6,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,831stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,726thHighest Economic Output: 11,788thSmartest Citizens: 12,187thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,363rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,638th
Largest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 87th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 111th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 279th in the regionLargest Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 353rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 378th in the regionMost Influential: 405th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 454th in the regionMost Stationary: 513th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 658th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 682nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 725th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 772nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fascist Democracy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Fascist Democracy was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Fascist Democracy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 186 » El Fiji Grande, Empy, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Shibutani, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Vincone Cae, Federation Terra Australis, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Sundred, Siwale, Outer Egorniand, BrightFutures, Steraz, Koda-Land, Bearical, New Pruessen, Notyoutopia, Unsophisticate, Humptalumpta, Kwaj, United Draconia, Selfgradatude, New Lakemba, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Omnistria, Corfad, Yaorozu, Sinelona, Pasargad, Buckerino, Lunallian, Napnomadia, Spartoptia, Black Templares, Malta Comino Gozo, Newpromisedland, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, General COE, Amauri, The Windmilluminati, and 136 others.New Bremerton, Asgardira, Pallaith, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Joodey, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, New Trisone, Ozstan, Sunto, Kasazzastan, Diodone, The Sinclarian Provinces, Atain, Wineclaw, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Niradans, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Iron Lions, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Torakuen, Kyrianian, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, Jasminlandia, Guslantis, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, Ibiscaton, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Haor Chall, Xandarnia, Fayyayid, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Victoriaans Nederlands, Wunderstrafanstalt, The Discipled, Amerian States, Rkainjel, Aratani, Bananoonza, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Holy Oranz, Ikea Rike, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Rynion, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Hileville, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Astrind, Camemas, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Kobagia, Orado, Xzavia-Hjar, SORT, Ostrolia, Sockmanland, Utopicican, San Xavier, Penrith, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, Lindsaystan, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wisconsota, Tamgu, Juggernautilus, Lanterkint, Dramanian, New Octicarg, Moisus, Kulgatha, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Orven, Delmak, Eylstadt Izetta, Faircliff, Ponantine, Racoda, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Loli County, Freyford, Zokk, Nothru Lerple, Altamonte, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Rosewood-, Kranostav, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, Germanic Araya, Pazair, Neworva, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Afcon, United Anglo-America, Parmovand, Baldova, and Eravonia.

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