“Bad is Our Business, and Business is Good” President Black
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.55 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,570 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 340,528 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,148,657 per year while the poor average 3,587, a ratio of 877 to 1.
It is said that a Democratic woman's work is never done, internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
- : Fascist Democracy was endorsed by The People's Republic of Free mankind.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties.
- : Fascist Democracy was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, it is said that a Democratic woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, President Black's Twitcher account is typically used to share fanged porcupine memes rather than government policy.
- : Fascist Democracy was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Democratic Moonshine".
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
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