The Most Serene Republic of Fatty States of Burger is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fatty McFatty with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.003 billion Fat Muricans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fattyfatburger. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fat Murican economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion Muricas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,787 Muricas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, Fatty McFatty's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Fattyfatburger generates millions of views, the newest shade developed by Fatty States of Burger's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fatty States of Burger's national animal is the Commie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fatty States of Burger is ranked 6,962^nd in the world and 347^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.