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The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia

“We shall find those easter eggs”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population14.582 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderZombie Audrey-Satania Darklight


The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.582 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,609 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,652 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, being Zombie Audrey-Satania Darklight has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 45th in the world and 4th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,612.79 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Inclusive: 32ndMost Beautiful Environments: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thMost Pacifist: 56thMost Compassionate Citizens: 56thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thNicest Citizens: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64thHighest Average Tax Rates: 68thMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rdBest Weather: 78thMost Developed: 85thLargest Governments: 90thLongest Average Lifespans: 99thMost Rebellious Youth: 102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 122ndMost Cultured: 127thHealthiest Citizens: 134thMost Advanced Public Education: 144thSafest: 166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 175thSmartest Citizens: 193rdMost Secular: 195thMost Influential: 198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213thMost Subsidized Industry: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 370thLowest Crime Rates: 415thLargest Publishing Industry: 646thHighest Average Incomes: 902ndRudest Citizens: 1,415thHighest Economic Output: 1,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,141stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,994thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,075thNudest: 11,367thTop
Largest Populations: 17,324thMost Income Equality: 21,612thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,432nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 306th in the regionLargest Populations: 331st in the regionTop
Nudest: 477th in the regionMost Income Equality: 556th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fauzjhia was endorsed by The United Confederation of APKland.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, being Zombie Audrey-Satania Darklight has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Fauzjhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Fauzjhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.


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