“Long Live Easter Eggs and The Rejected Realms”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.854 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 8,397 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 445,400 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, posters on 'Fauzjhian Values' advise against being proud of Fauzjhia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and the children of Fauzjhia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Fauzjhia is ranked 312,454th in the world and 12,196th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -48.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fauzjhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right to Assemble"".
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the children of Fauzjhia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, posters on 'Fauzjhian Values' advise against being proud of Fauzjhia.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
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