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The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia

“Long Live Easter Eggs and The Rejected Realms”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population18.854 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight

AnimalDarklight Wolf

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.854 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 8,397 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 445,400 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, posters on 'Fauzjhian Values' advise against being proud of Fauzjhia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and the children of Fauzjhia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 312,454th in the world and 12,196th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -48.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 19thHighest Food Quality: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34thMost Pacifist: 34thMost Beautiful Environments: 35thNicest Citizens: 36thHighest Average Tax Rates: 37thMost Valuable International Artwork: 42ndMost Developed: 43rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45thLargest Governments: 47thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50thLongest Average Lifespans: 52ndMost Cultured: 55thBest Weather: 55thHealthiest Citizens: 60thMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rdLargest Welfare Programs: 66thMost Rebellious Youth: 66thMost Secular: 91stMost Advanced Public Transport: 99thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rdSmartest Citizens: 109thSafest: 113thMost Advanced Public Education: 120thMost Efficient Economies: 122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 140thMost Subsidized Industry: 189thLeast Corrupt Governments: 217thLargest Publishing Industry: 256thLowest Crime Rates: 286thHighest Average Incomes: 631stMost Scientifically Advanced: 807thHighest Economic Output: 1,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,310thRudest Citizens: 1,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,520thTop
Most Influential: 3,152ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,901stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,725thMost Patriotic: 10,436thMost Income Equality: 12,315thNudest: 15,130thLargest Populations: 15,272nd
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 286th in the regionNudest: 359th in the regionMost Income Equality: 511th in the regionMost Politically Free: 557th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 858th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,083rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fauzjhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right to Assemble"".
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the children of Fauzjhia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, posters on 'Fauzjhian Values' advise against being proud of Fauzjhia.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.