The Overseas Malalonian Colony of FAWDALRD is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by The ArchePsychopath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 951 million Fawdalrdi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Bones and Blood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The powerhouse Fawdalrdi economy, worth 98.5 trillion Counterfeit Rubies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,618 Counterfeit Rubies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, bewildered tourists help drug cartels hand out food to poor Fawdalrdi, and tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FAWDALRD's national animal is the Chaos Beast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FAWDALRD is ranked 94,017^th in the world and 1^st in FLAMES OF CHAOS for Nudest, with 172.25 cheeks per square mile.