The Commonwealth of Fazo zeolia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.048 billion Fazo zeolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of icaro. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fazo zeolian economy, worth 350 trillion zeols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,025 zeols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Fazo zeolia's radio stations, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fazo zeolia's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fazo zeolia is ranked 313,780^th in the world and 12,714^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.