The Republic of Featured is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its suspicion of poets and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 433 million Featuredians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Featuredian economy, worth 30.6 trillion Featureds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 70,712 Featureds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,146 per year while the poor average 17,690, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the might of the entire Featuredian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Featured's national animal is the Featured.

Featured is ranked 298,137^th in the world and 15^th in Republic of Chile for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.83 law-abiding acts per hour.