The Wild pack of Featured painted dog is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by The dog police with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.059 billion Kkoreacks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The featured savanna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The strong Kkoreack economy, worth 161 trillion Boneses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,779 Boneses, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, The featured savanna's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured painted dog's national animal is the Painted dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Featuredness.

Featured painted dog is ranked 244,775^th in the world and 11^th in United Nations of Everyone for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3.46 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.