The Republic of Featuredvatus is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies and aversion to nipples. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 900 million Featuredvatusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The strong Featuredvatusian economy, worth 47.0 trillion featured ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 52,218 featured ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, they say that Featuredvatusians made a dessert and called it peace, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featuredvatus's national animal is the featured cat.

Featuredvatus is ranked 161,695^th in the world and 21^st in Realm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60 law-abiding acts per hour.