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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” Allmighty Nak nak

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Wysteria

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Feckface

Population38.707 billion

CapitalNakNakDam
LeaderAllmighty Nak nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.707 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 22,715 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 586,847 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,607,991 per year while the poor average 18,685, a ratio of 246 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Allmighty Nak nak's fingers, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 217,660th in the world and 75th in Wysteria for Nudest, with 3.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 25thMost Avoided: 29thMost Primitive: 30thLargest Populations: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34thFattest Citizens: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thMost Devout: 50thHighest Economic Output: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64thLargest Agricultural Sector: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thHighest Average Incomes: 151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 309thMost Armed: 310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 458thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 477thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 499thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 907thRudest Citizens: 1,320thLargest Retail Industry: 2,009thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,270thMost Efficient Economies: 3,063rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,357thLargest Black Market: 6,071stLargest Governments: 9,370thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,320thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,623rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the fate of the world literally rests on Allmighty Nak nak's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.

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