The Republic of Federacionale is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The President with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.056 billion Federenn enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nünberg. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federn economy, worth 100 trillion kroners a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,781 kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federacionale's national animal is the Harpy eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federacionale is ranked 210,688^th in the world and 7,851^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -136.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.