The People's of Federal Republic of Azuria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 北 平 王 with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.687 billion 爱江𦋦 are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 承天. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 爱江𦋦 economy, worth 687 trillion 白萬同s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,909 白萬同s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Republic of Azuria's national animal is the 白𤞺, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 道 黃 進.

Federal Republic of Azuria is ranked 305,631^st in the world and 5^th in WhenItsDone for Most Primitive, scoring -374.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.