The Federation of Federated Ugasque Countries is a massive, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.968 billion Federated Ugasque Countriesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Ugasque Countriesian economy, worth 540 trillion deniers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,124 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is almost non-existent. Federated Ugasque Countries's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated Ugasque Countries is ranked 314,652^nd in the world and 6,338^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -21.45 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.