The Sultanate of Federationalia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 431 million Federationalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bureaucracy City. The average income tax rate is 11.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Federationalian economy, worth 26.4 trillion Federations a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,270 Federations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federationalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federationalia is ranked 53,050^th in the world and 1,275^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 54,224.79 Standard Monetary Units.