The Commonwealth of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.252 billion Woodstockians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longyear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federative Woodstockian Military Juntan economy, worth 278 trillion Woodstockian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,649 Woodstockian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federative Woodstockian Military Junta's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is ranked 10,312^th in the world and 255^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 85,689.27 Standard Monetary Units.