The Kingdom of Fedoris is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ilya I with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.299 billion Fedorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exylus. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The thriving Fedorian economy, worth 99.6 trillion Standards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,664 Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Fedoris. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Fedoris's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Fedoris is ranked 285,291^st in the world and 1^st in The Continental Confederation for Nudest, with 35.25 cheeks per square mile.