The Most Serene Republic of Feelonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.556 billion Feelonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Feelonian economy, worth 137 trillion Hair balls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,420 Hair balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, one can walk from one side of Feelonia City to the other without setting foot on Feelonian soil, lending money has become a major liability, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feelonia's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None established.

Feelonia is ranked 189,622^nd in the world and 7,719^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.