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The Rogue Nation of Felt Karpit

“I do that”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Black Hawks

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Felt Karpit

Population4.018 billion

FaithFabric

Currencymemes
Animalraccoon

The Rogue Nation of Felt Karpit is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.018 billion Felt Karpitians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felt Karpitian economy, worth 396 trillion memeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,727 memeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown. Felt Karpit's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fabric.

Felt Karpit is ranked 138,995th in the world and 259th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 77.1 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,833rdMost Inclusive: 3,923rdNicest Citizens: 3,925thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,183rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,338thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,505thTop
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Most Pacifist: 7,619thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,274thMost Developed: 10,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,372ndBest Weather: 11,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,842ndSmartest Citizens: 12,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,439thMost Cultured: 14,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,851stLargest Governments: 15,063rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Felt Karpit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Felt Karpit, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Felt Karpit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Felt Karpit, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Felt Karpit, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Felt Karpit, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Felt Karpit, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Felt Karpit agreed to construct embassies between The Black Hawks and AORU.
  • : Felt Karpit agreed to construct embassies between The Black Hawks and The United Nations of Reasonable Thought.
  • : Felt Karpit agreed to construct embassies between The Black Hawks and Dictatorial Paradise.

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