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The Federation of Femilands

“För Feminist”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Femilands

Population16.25 billion

CurrencyFemi
AnimalOwl

The Federation of Femilands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 16.25 billion Femilandsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Femilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,635 trillion Femis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 285,249 Femis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, immigrants who don't like the taste of Femilandsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and new pests have been imported into Femilands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Femilands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Femilands is ranked 236,745th in the world and 3,358th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Secular: 220thMost Compassionate Citizens: 231stMost Inclusive: 240thNicest Citizens: 286thHealthiest Citizens: 311thHighest Food Quality: 370thMost Patriotic: 392ndMost Developed: 436thLongest Average Lifespans: 465thLargest Information Technology Sector: 472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 713thMost Pacifist: 1,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,036thSmartest Citizens: 1,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,149thMost Cultured: 1,256thLowest Crime Rates: 1,335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,692ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,873rdBest Weather: 2,980thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,653rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,033rdHighest Economic Output: 4,143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,314thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,049thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,432ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,715thMost Stationary: 12,260thMost Influential: 13,826thMost Efficient Economies: 15,911thTop
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Largest Governments: 18,600thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,405thLargest Populations: 26,711thMost Authoritarian: 34,050th
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 74th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 184th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionMost Influential: 333rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 416th in the regionLargest Populations: 426th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, new pests have been imported into Femilands.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, immigrants who don't like the taste of Femilandsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, misbehaving Owls deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Femilandsian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Femilands, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.

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