Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Federation of Femilands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 16.25 billion Femilandsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Femilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,635 trillion Femis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 285,249 Femis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, immigrants who don't like the taste of Femilandsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and new pests have been imported into Femilands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Femilands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Femilands is ranked 236,745th in the world and 3,358th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Femilands, new pests have been imported into Femilands.
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Femilands, immigrants who don't like the taste of Femilandsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in
Femilands, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
- : Following new legislation in
Femilands, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
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Femilands, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free.
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Femilands, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
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Femilands, misbehaving Owls deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
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Femilands, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
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Femilands, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Femilandsian justice.
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Femilands, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.