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The Glorious Empire of Ferengi Alliance Union

“The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.” Grand Nagus

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Shadow Realms

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Ferengi Alliance Union

Population11.019 billion

CapitalFerenginar
LeaderGrand Nagus
FaithThe Divine Treasury

CurrencyGold Pressed Latinum
AnimalLatinum Goat

The Glorious Empire of Ferengi Alliance Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.019 billion Ferengis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferenginar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferengi economy, worth a remarkable 5,684 trillion Gold Pressed Latinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 515,892 Gold Pressed Latinums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,742,915 per year while the poor average 5,790, a ratio of 819 to 1.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferengi Alliance Union's national animal is the Latinum Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divine Treasury.

Ferengi Alliance Union is ranked 4,885th in the world and 1st in Shadow Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.01 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4thMost Patriotic: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 30thMost Avoided: 33rdLargest Black Market: 69thLargest Mining Sector: 151stHighest Economic Output: 211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 219thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 273rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290thLargest Retail Industry: 312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 358thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 455thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,151stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,175thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,187thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,188thMost Efficient Economies: 1,288thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,864thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,952ndMost Influential: 2,168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,738thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,213thLowest Crime Rates: 4,885thMost Conservative: 6,986thMost Developed: 14,518thTop
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Most Average: 17,167thMost Primitive: 17,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,416thMost Inclusive: 19,888thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,228thHighest Crime Rates: 20,797thHighest Food Quality: 22,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,686th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Ferengi Alliance Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferengi Alliance Union, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.

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