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The Fauzjhian Birthly Kingdom of Ferlhizlishia

“Our values are motherhood, birth and feminity” Arthuria Darklight

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Ferlhizlishia

Population11.202 billion

CapitalBirzlhia
LeaderArthuria Darklight
FaithBirthism

CurrencyBirzlhiau
AnimalArmadillo

The Fauzjhian Birthly Kingdom of Ferlhizlishia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arthuria Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.202 billion Ferlhizlishians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birzlhia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferlhizlishiani economy, worth a remarkable 4,102 trillion Birzlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,242 Birzlhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferlhizlishia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Birthism.

Ferlhizlishia is ranked 23,032nd in the world and 314th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20454306848 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 58thNicest Citizens: 72ndMost Inclusive: 75thMost Pacifist: 83rdHighest Food Quality: 123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 197thBest Weather: 207thMost Beautiful Environments: 223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226thMost Developed: 227thLargest Governments: 229thMost Rebellious Youth: 232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 248thMost Cultured: 282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 293rdHealthiest Citizens: 303rdMost Efficient Economies: 315thHighest Poor Incomes: 374thSafest: 377thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481stLargest Publishing Industry: 544thSmartest Citizens: 587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 592ndLowest Crime Rates: 668thMost Secular: 680thMost Subsidized Industry: 749thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 750thMost Advanced Public Education: 806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,005thHighest Average Incomes: 1,492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,809thRudest Citizens: 2,127thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,567thMost Patriotic: 9,091stMost Income Equality: 11,053rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,372ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,899thMost Influential: 18,077thNudest: 18,694thMost Stationary: 23,032nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 266th in the regionMost Politically Free: 297th in the regionMost Income Equality: 301st in the regionMost Patriotic: 311th in the regionMost Stationary: 314th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 356th in the regionMost Influential: 472nd in the regionNudest: 474th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, Arthuria Darklight is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.

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