The United Socialist States of Fern Region Holder 7 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.368 billion Fern Region Holder 7ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Fern Region Holder 7ian economy, worth 94.4 trillion rufiyaas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,583 rufiyaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Leader is spelt now, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is well under control. Fern Region Holder 7's national animal is the ibis.

Fern Region Holder 7 is ranked 153,879^th in the world and 1^st in Le Fish Au Chocolate for Nudest, with 128.25 cheeks per square mile.